THE FAME of Kenchels defensive wonderboy Arif �YNLWIID� Khan has spread far and wide, as you can tell from this exclusive picture snapped as he made his way home from last Sunday�s game.

Arif, whose curious nickname comes from his catchphrase �You never lose when I�m in defence�, was clearly smitten by these two stunning babes.

They had camped outside the �Chels dressing room three days earlier to catch a glimpse of their hero. Imelda, 18, far right, said later: �What really turns me on about Arif are those wonderful bandages he wears on his legs. The way they hang so sensuously around his calves...I just can�t help myself.�

There was an ugly incident on Sunday when an opposing forward collided with Arif�s bandages. While Arif escaped unhurt, the unlucky postman was later rushed to hospital with multiple injuries.

Another miracle cure has meanwhile been reported. Looks like midfield supremo Moberto Omar WILL be match fit for the Lisbon Tour after all, despite rumours that a cracked bone might put him out. Chels boss Robin Moore said last night: �Well, you can�t win them all, can you?�